morgansnotsocoolike

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

briannaleerod:

the “how old are you?” question is never fun

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

macaronivevo:

yeah im a gamer girl(:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

croutoncat:

sext: i wanna scooby dooby do you

homurica:

urbancatfitters:

                no
         no          no
    no                   no
   no         no        no
no                   no
       no             no
                no

the circle of life

deerpong:

I’m crying real tears rn

alexkisu:

helicoils:

i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves

you wanna ask me out now or later